Going bleeping crazy!!

I’ve been listening to incessant beeping all day. I’m helping the IT guy reprint labels. They must be manually fed and each time the printer beeps 3 times to tell you it’s ready for some more. If I do it strategically, I can cut the printer down to a half a beep. It takes precise timing, something I’ve gain through experience of this rewarding task.

Half a beep is still a beep. MAKE IT STOP!! I’m driving everyone else in the office nuts as well. You can hear it all the way through the hall, AROUND A CORNER!!
I’ve been thinking…. real hard about how to make this printer work continuously. To which the IT guy responded “it cannot be done.” F@$#er... the printer I mean… go bleep yourself!!

Right now I’m typing with one hand while frantically pressing the feed button with the other. Can someone video tape this? If I can’t get a printer to work, I can at least tell kids to stay in school.