Google takes over the world.

I have just discovered the earth. Google Earth provides a panoramic view of the entire planet. Just type in a destination and it zooms from a sperical lil' planet all the way down to your car in the driveway. I flew from Toronto to London, Amsterdam, Paris, China in seconds. The satellite images give a whole new point of view. It’s so real, the earth, at my fingertips… MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

If the Almighty does in fact exist, this would be a pretty kick ass way to pass the time. Except he can probably zoom into people’s houses and pluck hairs from their heads.