The signoff

Today, we had a safety signoff for the piece of equipment I designed. Watching the men with hair bickering over this thing was awesome. Some think it will work, some think it won’t. We’ll have to try and see won’t we? What people had problems with was “the equipment is too safe” not in those words exactly. Essentially, because the unit is almost completely enclosed, people can’t have their hands in and start up the machine at the same time… yeah… that’s the point of the safety guarding, I thought this meeting was about safety. It’s going to delay initial start up for a couple of seconds, but I have operators having a hissy fit over this. It’s not a shuttle launch for f sakes! My work report is about this thing, it won’t win any awards, but guaranteed to be the thickest. I’m going to get my 14 bucks worth.

Did I mention Mick Jagger was at the safety signoff meeting?! Except he introduced himself as Chuck. Yup, Chuck Jagger. Even better. Now that I look again, he does have a slight resemblance to Chuck Norris as well. Is there a more perfect human being on this earth than a rocking musician that’ll julian your pelvis with side kicks? The answer, is no.
Thank you.